Could’ve Been An ‘Onion’ Headline
I just spotted the headline on the USA Today that has been lining the floor of my car for two weeks: Sweeping study finds blacks in U.S. diverse, optimistic. My sarcasm bone went into overdrive A study...
View ArticleThat’s It! I’m Calling In Green To Work.
So, I just heard on the news that the state of Utah is testing a four day work week, as part of an insane go-green plan. Hawaii has caught a bit of the stupid, too. If you think this is a good plan...
View ArticleWoman Pays $50K To Clone Five Boogers
You thought I was joking, right? Sadly, the end of the world really has arrived early: “It’s a miracle!” McKinney repeatedly shouted Tuesday when she saw the cloned Boogers for which she paid $50,000....
View ArticleWhat The Truck?
So, I’m watching Ice Road Truckers and something caught my attention. One of these trucks is picking up a load of waste water from a drilling site and taking it south for testing. If it passes testing...
View ArticleRainbows: Proof That We’re Destroying The Planet
This woman could really use a nap. Click here to view the embedded video. Cue the black helicopters.
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Slavery… Easter… Wedding… It’s All the Same
I conducted a non-scientific poll about this picture, which has the NAACP crying in their Colt 45s. I won’t claim to understand why these girls are dressed like shower poufs, or why they were invited...
View ArticlePZEV
I drove a Ford Focus last week for work. When I was returning it a sticker in the window caught my eye. It advertised that this was a “Partial Zero Emission Vehicle.” Is that like being a little bit...
View ArticleGlobal Warming: is There Anything it Can’t Do?
H/T: Jay Weber I now know that if my child turns out to be a jerk it’s totally not my fault. Global warming is to blame. No longer can I rely on the assumption that my mother and grandmother did: that...
View ArticleBecoming the Butt of a Joke
What do an environmentalist and a hemorrhoid have in common? Answer: They’re both a pain in the ass. If they take away my toilet paper I’ll be happy to wipe my butt the old fashioned way: with my bare...
View ArticleBuild It. Don’t Build It. Call Me When It’s Over.
I’m astounded by people who defend the Ground Zero mosque, claiming that it’s not an offensive idea. If you’re one of them do me a favor: the next time a “reformed” pedophile needs placement get your...
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